Make it healthy and cool

If you have problems with your boyfriend(s)/girlfriend(s)..... And you you wish to give he/she a word or so. Worry not, our Japanese friends have created the gay-est coolest and the most healthiest way to dump your boyfriend(s)/girlfriend(s) for good:

Maybe after you make the final move and say "Hasta la vista baby". You'll burn a few fats and they'll run away saying their ex-ed is a freak. Total wuliao-ness