What is Marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - 'That’s Direct Marketing’
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He’s very rich. Marry him." - 'That’s Advertising’
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me" - 'That’s Telemarketing’
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drop sit, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me?" - 'That’s Public Relations’
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry! Me? - 'That’s Brand Recognition’
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" ‘She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ‘That’s Customer Feedback’
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That’s demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I’m rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him- ‘That’s competition eating into your market share’
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I’m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - ‘That’s restriction for entering new markets’
Question!!!
Then what kind of marketing
if I being honest when I see a gorgous girl at a party.
I approch her: "I'm not rich, will you marry me?"
