The 3 Stages of Neurological Attack from Java Technology
This post is specially dedicate for Java and no other than Java...
I'm going to write about the experiences I've gone though with this subject on my previous trimester.
I'm glad I've passed the subject with the grade higher than I expected
Wohoo!!
I may sound exaggerating in this post but it's true for most of my classmates in my University who took this subject will gone though this 3 stages. I don't know how other University had been through this 3 stages or not because it also influences by the lecturer himself or maybe we engineering student are just Java programming noobs. The 3 stages we had gone through has an official name:
The 3 Stages of Neurological Attack from Java Technology
Stage 1 - HAMMERED
The very 1st day of this subject when the lecturer 1st introduction of this subject he have already
'Hammered' us about how hard is this subject. If I can remember, he told us 70% of the total
people in this class will fail this subject in the end of this trimester.We like WHAT?! don't care!
It is our 3rd year in degree and usually prerequisite subject lecturer usually 'Hammered' us but
we manage to go though without going though 'Screwed' then 'Shit!' but we never knew writing
Java programming language is hard to write. Then he also ask to drop this subject if you feel
you cannot understand this subject... WTF!? Finally to finish up his introduction, he present us
his "Just Do It" motto where he taught us what we cannot write stop us from what we can write
and his "Just Do It" graph... Do you get what I mean get picture?? number of student at the
y-axis and grades(A-F) at the x-axis.
It is our 3rd year in degree and usually prerequisite subject lecturer usually 'Hammered' us but
we manage to go though without going though 'Screwed' then 'Shit!' but we never knew writing
Java programming language is hard to write. Then he also ask to drop this subject if you feel
you cannot understand this subject... WTF!? Finally to finish up his introduction, he present us
his "Just Do It" motto where he taught us what we cannot write stop us from what we can write
and his "Just Do It" graph... Do you get what I mean get picture?? number of student at the
y-axis and grades(A-F) at the x-axis.
Stage 2 - SCREWED
After our brain being 'Hammered' by his beautiful introduction, the word in your thought will
strike 'Screwed' are we taking the correct subject? Since that day our life is pretty 'Screwed' up
until we we finish our final. Imagine you have 3 midterms and each of the midterms you failed
miserable I mean bad as low as 5/15. It is a exam to test how low you can go not how high you
can go... 'SCREWED'. Any how we have the determination to hold on despite the difficulties.
In the end it paid off. I'm glad.
strike 'Screwed' are we taking the correct subject? Since that day our life is pretty 'Screwed' up
until we we finish our final. Imagine you have 3 midterms and each of the midterms you failed
miserable I mean bad as low as 5/15. It is a exam to test how low you can go not how high you
can go... 'SCREWED'. Any how we have the determination to hold on despite the difficulties.
In the end it paid off. I'm glad.
Then, we are constantly 'Hammered' and 'Screwed' by the lecturer during the lecture class like
Java languages like boolean, String, JButton etc etc etc...
Java languages like boolean, String, JButton etc etc etc...
Stage 3 - SHITTED
Finally I shall explain the the meaning of 'Shitted'. After being 'Hammered' and 'Screwed' in
lecture class, we have to 'Shitted' those Java languages in our tutorial class or we attempted
any Java tutorials given by the lecturer. Then we continue 'Hammered' and 'Screwed' ourself in
lecture class. Then, 'Shitted' again for tutorials. Worse come to worse when we have to take
our midterms. The chapters accumulate for each midterm we are taking and we 'Shitted' even
hard to fill into sheet of papers.
lecture class, we have to 'Shitted' those Java languages in our tutorial class or we attempted
any Java tutorials given by the lecturer. Then we continue 'Hammered' and 'Screwed' ourself in
lecture class. Then, 'Shitted' again for tutorials. Worse come to worse when we have to take
our midterms. The chapters accumulate for each midterm we are taking and we 'Shitted' even
hard to fill into sheet of papers.
At the end of the day our brain suffers The 3 Stages of Neurological Attack from Java
Technology. We are constantly 'Hammered', 'Screwed' and finally 'Shitted' very hard by the
subject but I guess I can pass this subject all thanks to my assignment and pure determination
and 'Just Do It'.
Technology. We are constantly 'Hammered', 'Screwed' and finally 'Shitted' very hard by the
subject but I guess I can pass this subject all thanks to my assignment and pure determination
and 'Just Do It'.
I hope next trimester no more programming subject, phobia already and hopefully no more eye
popping subjects.
